Tuesday, September 09, 2003
Youch - See OMFG below
When will I learn to not walk over a mile to work in spanking new shoes? oooooow. today is going to be a socks in the office day.
I’ll post more when I get back, I have to set up for my meeting at 11. One thing I want to share is the most recent meeting minutes from my high school reunion committee (i declined to attend). These girls are just as cracked as I remember. From what it smells like, no one I care to see is coming.
Nevermind the reunion. My father the teenager called. He’s coming to town for a day and we were going to go out to eat. Now he’s bringing girlfriend of the moment Diana. He dated her back in ‘93 while he was finishing his 3rd marriage. I went out of my way to shock her, like a good little brat, by telling her about this Mexican boxer from whom I’d bought a bud the length of my hand. She remembers. I told my father to tell her I was just trying to scare her, that I have a vivid imagination. or do I? heheh
I just thought she was a freak cuz she’d made a really yummy dessert and then refused to have even a BITE of it. She might have been trying to poison us.
So Diana has had a thing for him since then, in between he’s moved to CA wine country and dated his (former) best friend’s wife for the past 7 years. He just broke up with Beth finally (who used to be lesbian lovers with my ex stepmother before they both found naval officers to marry) and now is right back with Diana.
Diana who planted many pots of flowers for the front of his home. Diana, who then SMASHED THEM TO HELL when she dropped by my dad’s house this weekend and he wasn’t there. He went to see Beth, and talk etc etc. He told Diana he was visiting Martin his pal, and that she was a wacko. Then my father charmed her, she made rational about being a passionate person, and they went to the shooting range together the next day. My father’s become a gun collector and has a dealer’s license. whole nother story.
May you never never never have to say, “Dad, this woman is a freak. She’s going to boil your rabbit! Be careful!” while in your cube with no privacy. oi....
I see them tomorrow for dinner and to show them my place. My father said, “just observe” .... this will be interesting.
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