mint jelly

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

If a man told you what he
was thinking and feeling “right now.”
by Mia Eaton.

Cum on feel the noise!

oooh! Cookies.

I’m awesome!

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

mmmmm

Please don’t leave me.

The last item in any of their lists is always the clincher.

My friend Erik sent me this: Anti-Valentines, which is awesome because it’s British humour. (note the “u")

Happy VD! i love you all… which is i guess how you get VD in the first place. Damn.

[Update] Here’s a new McSweeney’s of a similar ilk that was published after my spoof. perfection!

Page 1 of 1 pages

"Police have the woman in protective custody, where she has reportedly received serious proposals from lonely men and major publishing houses."

“‘Listen to me, kid!’ Kate admonished;
‘Keep away from that blond-headed vamp:
She was wise to herself
When your ears were damp!’

‘I haven’t a bit of doubt,’ said Black.
He grinned at Queenie,
And she smiled back—

But with eyes dark: engrossed:
As though she saw a ghost.
Her lashes drooped; made a violet stain
Under each eye, like shadows of pain.

She held it a second,
Then seemed to recover.

It was deftly done—
And it got over.”

~ Joseph Monclure March, drawings by Art Spiegelman, The Wild Party