Wouldn't this get your assed kicked?
Fake Tattoo looking sleeve tshirts
i really think you’d get your ass kicked real good for you, get kicked out of cool places, and/or mocked until you died of shame.
getting my arms covered in deep and very colorful bruises the first time i sparred, and didn’t block properly yet, made me want full sleeve tattoos. it was warm and when I went sleeveless people started looking closer at my “tattoos” til they realized I’d gotten the shit beaten out of me. then they started looking angrily at whatever boy was standing next to me. then they were happy to learn i got them fighting, nice and fair style.
maybe i don’t need tattoos. i just need someone to fight with. i miss dani. nothing better than a feisty little girl with pointy heels. that sounds wrong. the best part was her puttin on her helmet pad and pulling the pony tail through. that’s when i knew she was serious. strong strong legs. oy. then i’d pull my pigtails through my helmet and we’d play rockem sockem.
and when we could muster the breath, we’d compliment each other, cuz that’s how friends fight. *weeze* nice hit *weeze*
good memories.
there’s something wrong with me. i sleep so much better if i’ve given or gotten a good beating.
did i just say that?
lol
I’ve thought for a while about a line of tshirts designed to start a fight. cool logos with text that say something like “shouldn’t you be skinnier from doing all that coke?”
Best t-shirt text ever! Well, that and “I fuck like a girl.” Not so great for fight starting, but not so bad for conversation.
good thing my mouth was empty when i read that. it still won’t close. miss paddy anne!! my goodness.
LOL it’s actually even funnier because you said it.
Those shorts are horrible!
hey girl, you moving to crooklyn or what?
i didn’t even look that far. the full body one is terrible. 100 bucks to look like a jackhole.
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